Diet Dramatist Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the diet dramatist in your life? Our collection brings humor and personality to weight loss struggles, perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at their dieting adventures while staying motivated. From funny mugs to cheeky t-shirts and playful prints, find the ideal gift that celebrates their creative dieting mood.

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She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years. mockup

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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The Perfect Foil

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!' mockup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

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"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?" mockup

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention." mockup

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.' mockup

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

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'After you with the camouflage.'

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Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.' mockup

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.' mockup

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

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Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie mockup

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

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'You're eating all the wrong food.' mockup

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Woman on diet being chased by temptation. mockup

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.' mockup

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

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"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year." mockup

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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"What will change my life?"

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Diet Dramatist Gifts Collection

Diet Dramatist Mugs

Discover a collection of mugs that celebrate the humorous side of dieting—perfect for diet dramatists who love a good laugh with their coffee.

Diet Dramatist Pillows

Find cozy pillows adorned with witty sayings perfect for adding humor and comfort to their living space.

Diet Dramatist Prints

Browse our humorous prints that capture the chaos and comedy of dieting, great for motivating and decorating.

Diet Dramatist T-Shirts

Explore playful t-shirts for those who find humor in their dieting journey—ideal for expressing their fun personality.