Diet Diva T-Shirts

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'Mrs. Gersten, I'm taking you out of trans-fatty acid stocks, and putting you into fruits and veggies'

I suggest you get rid of that paunch! It's not a paunch, it's a big double chin!

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

I suggest you give up the pear diet and switch to bananas.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Weight Loss Clinic.

"Now you know why they hide those things away in closets."

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I come here for the pepper."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'