Fitness Diva T-Shirts

"I'd like to see something is a size 6...me!"

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

I could have danced all night!

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"