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'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Clancy: Skipping Meals

"Just one eye of Newt. I'm on a diet!"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Healthy Witch Digest

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Valleyview diet clinic

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Diet considerations.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Fat man on scales.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'