Drama Queen/king T-Shirts

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Jack Gleeson

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Great Therapy!'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Noel Coward.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Lady Macbeth

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'