Drama Queens T-Shirts

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'Don't just stand there, Billy! Throw yourself on the ground and burst into tears like a major leaguer!!'

'Gareth, would you stop making mountains out of molehills?'

"For me, tears alone don't work: I have to throw a tantrum as well to get some attention..."

"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Great Therapy!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

To read or not to read?

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Situation Tragedy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Berta screams out!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'