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Don't let a few nasty girls get to you, honey. They aren't ruining your life! Ignore them! They aren't worth worrying about. I know. Very mature advice, Ms. Tree. If I get my hands on those wretched little vixens, I'll

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Mikado

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Reginald Bunthorne

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Henrik Ibsen,

Noel Coward.

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Lady Macbeth