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"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

Trading Spaces

Sorry I'm late traffic was - This is an audition for a musical, let's see an actual song and dance.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Hey, boss, I thought you said this heist was gonna be fool proof. . . so how do you explain this?!'

'I give it six months.'

'Queen .. yes, drama .. no!'

Drama Llama

'So anyway, there's lots of men named Robert who have nicknames like Bob, Bert, and even 'Roberta', Verl. . . I'm sure it's a Robert on Jerry's caller ID.'

"Our auditorium was destroyed in a pitched battle between the 'Save London's Theatres' Campaign and the Theatres Trust."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Falstaff

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Henrik Ibsen,

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."