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"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

"Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Why me...why me have I suffered enough? Can't I just be left alone!'

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

Significant risk.

'And what do you do?'

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

Author discusses her next sensation novel

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

"Someone dropped me as a baby."

'Be quiet, I'm trying to tell you that I don't love you anymore, and the marriage is off!'

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

'It's not the massive foul-up that concerns me. What concerns me is that we failed at the massive cover-up.'

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'

Coaching stand off.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'No, I don't want to see your personal interpretation of the role. Just stand there and say, ho, ho, ho!'

Two gossiping women talk about someone behind her back.

'Separate cheques?'

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..