Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

"Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Why me...why me have I suffered enough? Can't I just be left alone!'

Significant risk.

'And what do you do?'

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

Midsummer Night's Dream

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'It's not the massive foul-up that concerns me. What concerns me is that we failed at the massive cover-up.'

"Someone dropped me as a baby."

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

'Be quiet, I'm trying to tell you that I don't love you anymore, and the marriage is off!'

Author discusses her next sensation novel

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'My work? It's been pretty stressful lately.'

'Separate cheques?'

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

"Objection overacted."

Coaching stand off.

Two gossiping women talk about someone behind her back.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'