Drama Enjoyer Mugs

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Senta jumps into the sea

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Falstaff

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

A little bird told me...

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace

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