Drama Enjoyer Prints

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Theatre Crowd

A little bird told me...

Falstaff

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Senta jumps into the sea

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace