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"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

Lord George brings news of the debate

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Situation Tragedy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Berta screams out!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'