Drama Queen Appreciators Gifts

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lord George brings news of the debate

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

WTF?

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."