Drama Appreciation Gifts

Turandot

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'You know too much!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

University Soapflakes

Cut!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

Jack Gleeson

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Mikado

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Senta jumps into the sea

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mikado

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore