School Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"This time, she went too far."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Covid Masks

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Janus.

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'