School Drama Lover Gifts

Juvenile Court

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."