School Drama Lover Pillows

Juvenile Court

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."