Teen Drama Lover Pillows

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I just broke up with Ashley. Dude, you were so right - she is a witch.'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Check it out! It's that new girl, Maribel!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

Proposal

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."