Teen Drama Enthusiasts Pillows

'Daddy's sure to ask-what can I say I see in you?'

"My eyes are sore. I have to start limiting rolling my eyes every time my parents tell me to do something."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Lord George brings news of the debate

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"This time, she went too far."

Covid Masks

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."