Teenage Drama Fan Pillows

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

In the middle of the recital, Ted hits puberty...

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Plan B

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'