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'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

In the middle of the recital, Ted hits puberty...

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Plan B

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'