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"I heard at school that Baldo kissed a girl. Can you pass the macaroni and cheese?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'I give it six months.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Covid Masks

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."