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'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I give it six months.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"