Teen Drama Aficionados Pillows

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Drama Llama

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'I give it six months.'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"