Teen Drama Fans Pillows

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Do it again.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."