Teen Drama Fans Gifts

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Do it again.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'