Teenage Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'

'Take my advice - give up trying to make him notice you.'

"No, Bobby. No."

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

So then we went

"You're not supposed to take my word for it!"

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.