Teen Drama Aficionado Gifts

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'If sex is a game I'm scoreless!'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

How TV Causes Violence

"I wish school was more like TV."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Plan B

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

The Professionals.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'