Teen Drama Lover Gifts

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I just broke up with Ashley. Dude, you were so right - she is a witch.'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Check it out! It's that new girl, Maribel!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Richard Hughes.