Teen Drama Fan Gifts

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

Cards. 'Birthday' 'Fake ID'

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"Look, it's Sylvia, the prettiest girl in school."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

Plan B

The Professionals.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'