Teen Drama Fan Gifts

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

Cards. 'Birthday' 'Fake ID'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"Look, it's Sylvia, the prettiest girl in school."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Plan B

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'