Teen Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

I'm sick. I can't go to school. No fever. No cough. No day off. Easy, mom. Some girls are hounding her for liking Ryan Beardsley. Oh, honey! Why didn't you tell me that

'Daddy's sure to ask-what can I say I see in you?'

"My eyes are sore. I have to start limiting rolling my eyes every time my parents tell me to do something."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Actor practising his indian war crys

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"I wish school was more like TV."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"This time, she went too far."

Plan B

The Professionals.