School Drama Aficionado Pillows

'The disrespect, the disobedience, the rude outbursts...who do you think you are...a freshman congressman?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."