School Drama Fan Pillows

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Congratulations on opening night."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'