School Drama Fan Prints

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Eurydice in prison

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly