High School Drama Fan Gifts

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'