High School Drama Aficionados Gifts

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Mikado

Lord George brings news of the debate

Henrik Ibsen,

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I give it six months.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Covid Masks

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."