High School Drama Aficionados Prints

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Mikado

Lord George brings news of the debate

Henrik Ibsen,

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'I give it six months.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Covid Masks

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."