High School Drama Prints

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

"Now that's reality TV."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"No, Bobby. No."

Juvenile Court

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Don't worry — I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."