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"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"Now that's reality TV."

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

So then we went

"No, Bobby. No."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Juvenile Court

'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'

"Don't worry — I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."