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'No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

A pretention of playwrights

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'