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'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Trump! The Musical

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

University Soapflakes

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Falstaff

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Macbeth: Take Two

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Scarpia's Palace