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'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

"Just so you know, I've got the principal on speed dial."

"What am I going to do with you?"

"He looks like a dweeb."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

William Shakespeare

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"No, Bobby. No."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

Juvenile Court