School Drama Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

"Just so you know, I've got the principal on speed dial."

"What am I going to do with you?"

"He looks like a dweeb."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

William Shakespeare

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."