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'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Paul and Debbie.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"This time, she went too far."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Covid Masks

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

Janus.

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."