High School Plays Prints

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

PROBLEM AREAS

Jumping cheerleaders

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Today I found out a teacher can call on you even if you have location services turned off."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'