High School Plays Prints

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Jumping cheerleaders

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"Today I found out a teacher can call on you even if you have location services turned off."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"Another school year! Yay!"

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"