School Play Prints

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Just be yourself."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Tree house.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Jack in the Box

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

A Boy and His Mother