School Play Gifts

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."

Play! Fri. Nite!! 7:30. Play! Friday 7:30. Don't worry, Twig! We won't forget your play. Fri. Spring Play! 7:30. You're not coming, are you? Of course not. I'll be too busy recycling.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Just be yourself."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Tree house.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Jack in the Box

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Recess is over, Your Honor."