School Plays Gifts

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Theatre Crowd

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

James Barrie.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"How was the play!"