School Plays Gifts

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Theatre Crowd

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

James Barrie.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."