School Play Director Gifts

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Orchestra conductor

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Tristan Und Isolde

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

A pretention of playwrights

Knickerless Cage.

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Hollywood producer.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Samuel Beckett

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I have to pee!"

Fricka arrives.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'